Is the US sure about Sarah?
Last updated 13:20, Tuesday, 09 September 2008
Picture this. The year is 2010 and President of the US, Sarah Palin, has ordered a nuclear attack on Russia.
Sarah Palin with the Republican presidential candidate John McCain and her daughter Piper
The President is no stranger to controversy, having recently issued decrees that first grade school children should be given hand guns to protect themselves and that all mosques in the US should be closed and converted into Conuco Oil Administration buildings.
There is also debate about her claim that Earth was created the day before Elvis’ birthday and will end on the death of Richard Dawkins.
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