The real tooth about pretty Peter
Last updated 09:31, Saturday, 26 April 2008
IF PETER Murphy is expecting sympathy after dislodging a tooth in a collision during last Saturday's defeat to Southend, he would be advised to stride straight past his manager's office door.
The whole tooth: Murphy
“I'm pleased to hear about that because he doesn't look much like a centre-half at the moment,” says John Ward.
“He needs a bruise or two and the odd bash on his nose. He needs to look a bit more like Danny Livesey.”
Naturally, we await Murphy's response to this startling piece of advice with interest. And Livesey's, come to think of it.
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